*morphs into young child so its acceptable to throw tantrums over anything and everything, especially work*
is water wet
I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.
guys: i know the basics on how to respect women
guys: w-wait where are you going aren’t you gunna suck me dry
halloween should be 1 week long
girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-
me: dump him