*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
Solange Knowles fashion and hairstyle
"do you know how bad fries ar-"
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
if you think about it your asshole is kinda like a 3d printer
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
shes got more game than me