alec/15/Chicago
i don't know what to do with my life sometimes
i just need a bike transportation sucks
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First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

therealbenyonce:

me neither 


cutsbelowtheknees:

PUDDIN’ SQUAD NIGGA WHAT BUCK BUCK BUCK

cutsbelowtheknees:

PUDDIN’ SQUAD NIGGA WHAT BUCK BUCK BUCK

punk2007:

(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?

[Your sister’s name] [Your brother’s name] [Your cousin’s name] [Your sister’s name] [Your name]
African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. (via blackproverbs)

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

psyducked:

why do people ask “why are you single” like honestly what response are you expecting to get

Yes hi I’d like to start my free 30-day “New Black” trial.

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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